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耍猴戲

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（一）虧心事

一般人在被人誣賴的時候，會用甚麼詞？答案：“你別誣賴我，我告你誹謗”。

一般人在被人揭露痛腳的時候，會用甚麼詞？答案：“別逼虎跳墻，否則我將反擊”。

一個人有沒有做過虧心事，看上面答案就呼之欲出。

（二）租借

本來口口聲聲說人家租用直升機沒有給錢，直到人家說拿收據來看，才慌慌張張找一個藉口來塘塞，說其實是“借用”，不是“租”。然後理直氣壯的說：借用直升機也應該付油錢的嘛！還舉出一個例子說你跟朋友借用車子，難道沒有付油錢？

哈哈哈，真是在耍猴戲。看這群人被逼得胡言亂語，真的讓心情低落的星期五帶來一點點的歡樂。

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  1. ahnia
    July 26th, 2010 at 14:44 | #1
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    ooo.. u flood yrself…

    • drkhtang
      July 26th, 2010 at 14:51 | #2
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      It is OK.. I will delete them after testing..

  2. drkhtang
    July 26th, 2010 at 13:18 | #3
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    Still testing… after upgrading to the WordPress 3.0, the threaded comments feature seems to be not functioning.. now at least it is back, except the profile picture that is looking weird.

  3. ahnia
    July 26th, 2010 at 13:02 | #4
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    is yr testing completed?

  4. ktang
    August 31st, 2009 at 14:07 | #5
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    你要忙到几时？ 要外劳工人帮忙吗？

    • drkhtang
      August 31st, 2009 at 18:20 | #6
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      還好、還好。再兩個星期應該就搞定遼。有需要幫忙我一定不會客氣的。

  5. ktang
    August 25th, 2009 at 21:22 | #7
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    你最近很忙meh?

    • jiarenyouyou
      August 26th, 2009 at 09:01 | #8
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      左油油。。右漆漆。。

    • drkhtang
      August 29th, 2009 at 10:53 | #9
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      真的。。

  6. 阿洪
    August 14th, 2009 at 15:55 | #10
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    Why political related blog is categorised under “兩岸猿聲啼不住”?
    Means what arh?

    • drkhtang
      August 15th, 2009 at 23:06 | #11
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      兩岸 = 兩個遙遙相對的政壇
      猿 = 自然是那些每天嚷嚷的猴子咯

      再囉嗦一點，“輕舟已過萬重山”就是指我們這些老百姓，不管那些猴子嚷甚麼，聽聽就好，日子還是一樣要過。

      • jiarenyouyue
        August 15th, 2009 at 23:22 | #12
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        奇怪。。为甚莫诗人将简单的都不会。。。

        • drkhtang
          August 16th, 2009 at 11:15 | #13
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          詩人不干政。

      • 阿洪
        August 26th, 2009 at 11:21 | #14
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        HH like that also can.
        李白 was stuck in a birds dun lay eggs place for long time. One day, finally he got a chance to escape the ‘gui’ place & balik kampung.
        He was full of joy … nothing like U describe lah.

        Anyway very creative use & also 無哩頭. hhh

        • drkhtang
          August 29th, 2009 at 10:55 | #15
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          自己爽而已，不用降認真啦。

  7. jiarenyouyou
    August 14th, 2009 at 13:09 | #16
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    y星期五心情低落..

    • drkhtang
      August 14th, 2009 at 14:05 | #17
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      奇怪，為甚麼妳看文章不看重點的？

      • jiarenyouyue
        August 15th, 2009 at 23:20 | #18
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        重點是你 星期五心情低落，不是吗？

        • drkhtang
          August 16th, 2009 at 11:14 | #19
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          那個不是重點，而是佐料。

          心情低落因為火星人不跟我講話。:D

          • jiarenyouyou
            August 18th, 2009 at 13:45 | #20
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            降就阿嘛能助了。。

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